Weird Science: The Return of Count Spirochete
This delightful slice of science insanity comes to us courtesy of our very own government. Once hidden deep within the Pentagon Channel vaults (yep, the Pentagon has a video channel, we thought that...
View ArticleScience Confirms: That Other Line Really Is Moving Faster
Great news! Science has finally cured cancer! Just joking, but it has confirmed something you’ve always suspected and often muttered profanities about under your breath. That goddamn other line is...
View ArticleIs There a Chupacabra in Kentucky?
Mark Cothren, a Kentucky farmer, believes he has found and killed the mythical beast known as El Chupacabra, and he’s not talking about the Mexican wrestler. Cothren claims he saw a strange animal...
View ArticleWatchmen Nerds Rejoice! You Can Now Make Your Own Moving Rorschach Mask!
Great news for fans of the graphic novel and obnoxiously long Hollywood film Watchmen! No longer do you have to live in a world that involves you not owning a rad Rorschach mask like the one worn by...
View ArticleWhat the Hell is Going on in Arkansas?
Well, the New Year is certainly off to an ominous start. You’ve probably already heard that just before midnight on New Year’s Eve, at least one thousand birds fell dead from the sky. But it doesn’t...
View ArticleTelevision Documentary Cures Wheelchair Bound Man
Hey kids, do your parents constantly chastise you for watching too much television? If so, this news story should shut them right up. As for explaining why you’re frequenting a site owned by Playboy,...
View ArticleWarning: Birds Have Learned to Use Tools
Well, humanity, we’ve certainly had a nice run, but get ready for things to get all sorts of unpleasant in the near future. In general, the one thing that assures our continued dominance over the...
View ArticleIron Age Beer Recipe Proves Celtic Tribes Liked to Party
They didn’t have electricity or cars or iPods or any of that fun stuff, but a recent discovery suggests that the Iron Age wasn’t all that bad. They had beer, at least. Those strange rock-like things...
View ArticleMagic Wands Are the Latest in Firefighting Technology
What’s the first thing you would reach for if a fire broke out in your house? Water? A fire extinguisher? A chair to wedge under your shiftless roommate’s door so he can’t escape? Those are all...
View ArticleEight Tiny Numbers that Secretly Rule the Universe
People are quick to tell you that money makes the world go round. While that may be true, there’s something even more important behind money and just about everything else you interact with on a daily...
View ArticleAirport Geese to Be Cooked and Shipped to Pennsylvania
Geese have become a menace. Sometimes, they do their menacing with a tinge of humor, like the time that suicidal goose flew into Fabio’s face on a roller coaster. But then there are the more...
View ArticleThe World’s Five Favorite Animals to Have Sex With
Bestiality, also known as Zoophilia is just as freaky as you hoped it would be, and people have been doing it for a long, long time. Ladies and gentlemen, step right up to see more things men have sex...
View ArticleFive Important Life Skills Women are Better than Men At
The idea of women exclusively ruling the world is usually the stuff of quasi-erotic, darkly-comical science-fiction satire. It could never happen in real life, right? Women need men to like, open...
View ArticleThe Man With the 100 Pound Scrotum Needs Your Help
Having big balls is one thing, but this story is truly a tragedy. Wesley Warren Jr. is a kind hearted man with one big problem: he has a scrotum that weighs 100 pounds. Yes. 100 pounds is correct....
View ArticleThree Killers Who Proved You Can Abuse Forensic Science
Forensic psychology is sometimes just a fancy way of describing the common methods we use to manipulate one another. And abusing this method is something some criminal who proved it’s easier than it...
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